PLD Oh, cool, Riot Blade doesn't suck now. Oh, and Shield Swipe has an enmity multiplier. Neat.

WAR DPS Stance. I can dig it.

DRG OMG, DID U SEE THAT?! DID U SEE /THAT/?! I DID THAT! I CAN DO THAT! OMG, I LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL, FUCK U ALL! DRG MASTER RACE!!1!

MNK and NIN ... Meh.

BRD ... Cast time, what?

BLM *cradles 2.0 Flare in arms* SPEAK TO ME! SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEE!

SMN ahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA! WHO'S TOP DPS NOW, FUCKERS?!

WHM and SCH *still trying to cast heals on each other after being destroyed by the nerf bat*