berrodtherapscallion:

thebrownhatter:

I love AST’s honestly because they can tell I am the strongest DPS in the part and so they hand me a Balance Card to increase my damage and it’s like “HAHA THE ASTROLOGIAN HAS CHOSEN ME, THE SUPERIOR STABBY STABBER, TO STAB MORE EFFICIENTLY.”

But what if you’re the lowest and they just feel sorry for you

Sometimes I give it to the bards to boos their dps >_>